Food Crisis: Are we eating too much?
Well Well, all ya nice fellas out there..!! How ya bin?
This ain't no time for fun,ma'..u gotta damn bloody crisis out ther!!
Wondering what is the crisis..?!! Please don't panic no alien invasion is happening.
Well, folks i do support ,Uncle George's view.(OHHHHHHHHHHHHH..George W Bush.. you moron..!!).
It seems that the CIA personnels are really bored. You know why..? Ask me.
They should be, as Saddam, is no more and Laden, is one helluva bite.
So they just started sneak peeking into our(Indian) kitchens. Guess what..!!! They come
out with the most shocking discovery.
(Believe me this one is much better than finding Saddam from some underground den).
And the word is that we are eating sooooo much that it can very shortly lead to a shortage of cereals at the global level. Well I think, boy these Americans are genius..! I mean how could they find out one of the best kept secrets in the world.

The one thing that you should admit is that, they are so bloody right..!!! Just look how much Indians eat..!!!
Almost one third of our billion finds it hard to get more than a meal a day. But boy i gotta tell you that the remaining two thirds are a really hungry lot. They can simply sit in their homes and create a world crisis.
Just like that...!!!

But for the record, Mr. George Bush and his lunatic "white coat" buddies can simply burn millions of tonnes of cereals in pursuit of some bio-fuel and yet they don't even come close in causing any kind of food crisis.

Maybe you will hear this from the Oval office too.
"They(Indians), are also causing the current oil crisis ".
With international oil prices set to hit an all time high of 150$ per barrel, Mr. Bush could accuse us of that also. As in the case of food , Americans do not have a hand(or even a leg), in this. Because they have only only three cars on an average for a family of four and they generate only half of there power from oil.

Now this one is also ACTUALLY possible.
What i mean is that, Mr.Bush could righteously accuse the Indians, for blowing one big hole in the Ozone layer
right above America. Any guesses how the hole happened? The Indians are letting out some serious Ozone depreciating particles through their FART...!!! And the highly directional, farts have been successful in creating that hole, right above America.

Pheewww. Hope that I am not being watched by the CIA.

The MONDAY SYNDROME.

Hi everyone...!! I just cant stop writing. I had always wanted to write. I have even written some poems when i was in my ninth or tenth grade. I can't comment upon the quality of my writings, for that is left to others. Now where are we going? I was intending, to tell you about the Monday Syndrome. Now please don't search the medical dictionaries, you won't find it there. In fact I coined this term a few minutes ago. It refers to a set of concurrent things, that usually form an identifiable pattern, apparently on all Mondays.
Now our college does not have regular classes on Saturdays and Sundays. Now if you think what is the big deal with that, I would like to inform you that almost all other professional colleges in our state does not have the Saturdays off. My point is that, two days off from the "hectic schedule", can really let your engines cool. Chances are high that you may get accustomed to the warmth of your quilt, and would develop a liking for some "hard 'n hot" beverages. (Oh!!! come on you know what is a hard n hot drink..??!!). You may also start talking about inflation, price rise, Iraq war, Global warming and even the Abhi-Ash wedding. This can go on and on late into the Sunday nights. This is not the case with everyone. Some have a tendency to find a corner in the room and just fall into sleep. (I have tried it, but seems i don't have the tendency.) Don't you dare have the slightest idea, that they are morons..?? They are the best friends. Well well... the dawn is here.
Now as the old saying goes, Early to bed, early to rise. The ones who went to the bed early the previous night wakes up, they look around and discuss the previous night. These conversations are really interesting

Confused.

So all you people out there, how are you? Hmmm now i have a problem, as for the nature of my blog i am very confused...!!
I have come across some very impressive blogs that are highly specialized with their contents. Intially I thought I would start some kind of blog-forum(don't know, if that is the correct usage) for Electrical Engineers or something like that. But then I had second thoughts about it..!! Just for your information I want all of you to know that I am just another 'Jack Of All Trades, Master Of None'. Alright i know what you are thinking. So let me make this simple for you. I am gonna have a complete no-sense blog. Now if you have the time and wits to read this please, be my geust. And if its the other way around please don't hesitate to......

The Dilemma...!!!

I had been thinking of having a blog for the past two years. As you can see there is another blog called Gocrazy in my name. What on earth do you think? Its left unfinished not because i don't have anything to tell the world, its simply because i was so lazy.If you have a question why i am using a new blog, its not because i am lazy to delete the old one. Its just that i couldn't find an option to delete it. Now, it does not mean that i am not lazy now. As a matter of fact i am forced to write this now, because ,i am so bored since i am having a two month vacation. I could tear that idiot who thought of giving us a vacation so long, into. Well, well.. i think i am overdoing a bit. Anyways I am Anand, pursuing my bachelors degree in Electrical and Electronics engineering at the College of Engineering Munnar. Currently i finished my sixth semester, of course exams are over, you know that. And before i finish off my first post let me just tell you that, like every semester beginning i am hopefully waiting for the new one. And this time i am very hopeful about my usual resolutions of, being up-to-date in class, getting high internals, no bunking, regular labs blah blah..!!
Do not give me that wicked laugh...!! Please yaaar after all this is the last time i can make this resolutions. Hahahahaha.