Friday, May 23, 2008

Food Crisis: Are we eating too much?
Well Well, all ya nice fellas out there..!! How ya bin?
This ain't no time for fun,ma'..u gotta damn bloody crisis out ther!!
Wondering what is the crisis..?!! Please don't panic no alien invasion is happening.
Well, folks i do support ,Uncle George's view.(OHHHHHHHHHHHHH..George W Bush.. you moron..!!).
It seems that the CIA personnels are really bored. You know why..? Ask me.
They should be, as Saddam, is no more and Laden, is one helluva bite.
So they just started sneak peeking into our(Indian) kitchens. Guess what..!!! They come
out with the most shocking discovery.
(Believe me this one is much better than finding Saddam from some underground den).
And the word is that we are eating sooooo much that it can very shortly lead to a shortage of cereals at the global level. Well I think, boy these Americans are genius..! I mean how could they find out one of the best kept secrets in the world.

The one thing that you should admit is that, they are so bloody right..!!! Just look how much Indians eat..!!!
Almost one third of our billion finds it hard to get more than a meal a day. But boy i gotta tell you that the remaining two thirds are a really hungry lot. They can simply sit in their homes and create a world crisis.
Just like that...!!!

But for the record, Mr. George Bush and his lunatic "white coat" buddies can simply burn millions of tonnes of cereals in pursuit of some bio-fuel and yet they don't even come close in causing any kind of food crisis.

Maybe you will hear this from the Oval office too.
"They(Indians), are also causing the current oil crisis ".
With international oil prices set to hit an all time high of 150$ per barrel, Mr. Bush could accuse us of that also.
As in the case of food , Americans do not have a hand(or even a leg), in this. Because they have only only three cars on an average for a family of four and they generate only half of there power from oil.

Now this one is also ACTUALLY possible.
What i mean is that, Mr.Bush could righteously accuse the Indians, for blowing one big hole in the Ozone layer
right above America. Any guesses how the hole happened? The Indians are letting out some serious Ozone depreciating particles through their FART...!!! And the highly directional, farts have been successful in creating that hole, right above America.

Pheewww. Hope that I am not being watched by the CIA.



1 comment:

Jithin Mohan said...

Interesting.... Plz post more....
Waiting...